super-who-locked-in:

thepageofhopes:

busket:

ehjaybones:

entropic-dissonance:

sniffling:

sunsetsinfastforward:

Only on Tumblr could you find advice on being buried alive in the same post as advice on cereal dust.

some of these might actually be helpful but please do not put your fruit in the dishwasher everyone will be pissed off please

the advil one works

also if someone’s giving you a fake number it’s probably for a reason, don’t be a creep

who the fuck would run their fruits through a dishwasher, you know those use like scalding hot water and steam to clean the dishes right? your fruits will be ruined

also don’t be a fucking douchebag and ask for fries without salt. all you are doing is holding up all the other orders

Sorry but if I have enough time to get my jacket off and cover my face with it while I’m being buried alive I probably have enough time to stop myself from being buried alive????

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dark-sarcastic-fallen-angel:

DONT TOUCH MY WINCHESTERS

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play-like-a-stone:

clara-hamish-winchester:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

goberzerkandfightwithanut:

paragonikathryn:

This toddler just discovered she can, in fact, hug dogs. And she is fucking proud.

I’M GONNA EXPLODE

LOOK HOW GENTLE THE LITTLE KID IS AND LOOK HOW STILL THE DOG STAYS FOR THE HUG

its so cute i’m gonna die

ohmygod 
this is one of those things i just sit and watch over and over again
Thank you, Carter.

play-like-a-stone:

clara-hamish-winchester:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

goberzerkandfightwithanut:

paragonikathryn:

This toddler just discovered she can, in fact, hug dogs. And she is fucking proud.

I’M GONNA EXPLODE

LOOK HOW GENTLE THE LITTLE KID IS AND LOOK HOW STILL THE DOG STAYS FOR THE HUG

its so cute i’m gonna die

ohmygod 

this is one of those things i just sit and watch over and over again

Thank you, Carter.

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doctorharlotcoon:

blizzard-bells:

egbertitties:

atomicpowered:

gr0sse:

higashizawa:

remember that sasuke figurine that could hold up like literally fucking anythign

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And my personal favorite

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME

I had to reblog this, I’m sorry

I WANT TWELVE

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mcmoofly-arts:

mishasminions:

orange-plum:

happycontender:

they saw the chance

You’re forgetting the best one

TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD I AM SO DONE

This is shot straight from Bob’s Burgers

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the single greatest scene in the history of cinema

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CATHOLICS ON TUMBLR

shine-like-lights:

ora—-et—-labora:

thatcatholicgentleman:

heyitstheasianprincess:

I want to know how many Catholics are on tumblr!!
Like and reblog if you’re Catholic!

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sansaspark:

During the scene when Mulan decides to go to war instead of her father, she decides to do it while sitting on the foot of the Great Stone Dragon. The image of the dragon looking over Mulan is repeated several times throughout the sequence, and the bolts of lightning strike at significant times whenever the dragon is in sight. When Mulan takes her father’s scroll and when she is praying to her ancestors, the Great Stone Dragon can be seen. It is also engraved on the sword Mulan uses to cut her hair and the handles of the wardrobe containing the armor are in the shape of the dragon’s head. The dragon’s eyes glowing in the temple symbolizes Mulan’s role as protector of her family awakening, instead of the actual dragon.

The reason Mushu couldn’t wake the dragon is because the dragon was no longer there. Mulan is implied to be the Great Dragon that protects her family.

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roomie has country music awards on as background noise. Sounds more like Miranda Lambert and Carrier Underwood are really bad, wannabe rappers.

holydoughnut:


54/Endless Caps Of Regina Mills

people who can pretty cry should be feared

holydoughnut:

54/Endless Caps Of Regina Mills

people who can pretty cry should be feared

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